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Life has overtaken blogging lately. Here's my feeble attempt to catch up a bit:
On the ongoing TSA national grope-a-thon*:
Sully Sullenberger's wife was "touched in sensitive places."
Mollie Hemingway was, too:
I joked that in some cultures I would be married to my screener by now. But it wasn’t funny. It was incredibly intimate and it actually made me uncomfortable. I felt intimidated by the fact that the screeners have so much authority over your freedom to move about the country.
Who do these people think they are, again? Oh, wait. Janet says
we need to recognize our role.
The groping and scanning aren't universal. Four of my family members are flying today from three different airports. One texted, "Hey i was not scanned OR groped. must have changed the rules? Anticlimax." Aw, shucks. Two others flew out of an airport without scanners and they weren't molested, either. Haven't heard from the last one yet. I'm hoping she's not
chained to a chair in some airport backroom.
Hot Air Pundit quotes Hannity, and it's too good to check, even if we could, which we can't:
"There are some Democrats that cue me into things. The feeling among some people in the White House is that this president is unhinged, that he's detacted, that he's losing it, he's obsessed with critics, very specifically obsessed with Fox news, he can't stand Biden, he hates the Clintons, the Clintons hate him. Infighting apparently, and finger pointing is at an all-time high, if the President is brought bad news on the economy he has a meltdown everytime he hears it. And this is what people-and I'm telling you-my sources are reliable are telling me"
The
Rangel circus was wonderfully entertaining while it lasted. The man deserves an award for his colossal, boundless
nerve. See Doug Ross:
'I haven't stolen enough to afford a lawyer!'
Can we draw the curtain of charity over
Alvin Greene now? He's obviously missing about two-thirds of his marbles.
Seamless segue to this:
What Mark says:
How pitiful is this? A mere two years after their original version of "A Marshmallow World", Mark & Jessica are reduced to a desperate disco cover of their Christmas hit. But, on the other hand, if you're looking to fill the dance floor at your holiday party, this track is sure to do the trick - and, for even more funkalicious groove-thang shakin', don't miss the extended megamix.
This Christmas, the world is your snowball - and your glitterball! To get this season's dance party sensation, via CD or digital download, simply click here
Heh. I did not see the disco thing coming at all. I was expecting more Steyn/Martin stylings along the lines of their very respectable
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. But I've listened to the whole thing, and if it doesn't have you
shakin' your booty, well, you just haven't had enough
eggnog.
I do hope Mark is planning another Christmas show this year.
Last year's was vastly entertaining.
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