Yes, little people across America, you can! In addition to your wedding, anniversary, birthday, and bah mitzvah gifts, Obama wants that small pile of cash you'll get after selling off your pathetic garage-cluttering assets. Empty space will be all the rage during Obama's second term:
Next up: an Obama campaign video telling us to dig (deeper, please) under the sofa cushions. And remember that old coat you haven't worn in years? Maybe you left a couple of dollars in the pocket. Do the right thing and send every last nickel to Obama (including the proceeds from the coat). Because he's doing such a great job or something. So what if our ambassadors are being murdered, al-Qaeda flags are flying over our embassies, our credit is being downgraded, and our personal wealth is evaporating?
My advice: Hang on to the few assets, however humble, you have left. Four more years of Obamanomics will bleed you dry. That heap of useless junk in your garage may be unsightly, but it's your children's inheritance.
Hat tip to Bluegress Pundit.
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September 15, 2012
Yard sales for Obama?
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I don't know why he needs our nickels when he's got the resources of the federal government at his disposal. I mean, isn't that what being President is about? You get to use all the stuff to get re-elected?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't need your nickels, he's got Bernanke (Mr. Print me some more money man)!
DeleteHe just wants to keep us wee little people busy so we won't have to constantly worry about where the next dollar is coming from to feed our wee little ones. Meanwhile he's spending all your money on restoring overseas mosques...as if the oil rich Moslems don't already have enough of your gasoline money to take care of themselves.
From JustMe: I saw this on twitter last night. I thought two things were unintentionally (I think) hilarious. 1) the first item they focus on is a waffle iron. 2) the guy STEALS his friend's golf club to sell. Are those two points unintentional subtext gone wrong or are these people really that dense to not see how that could be interpreted? Is this an official Obama campaign video or a PAC? Either way, Obama campaign support seems to be run by the clueless.
ReplyDeleteHow pathetic.
ReplyDeleteJustMe: Ha! You're so right. Just let him eat his waffle, and redistribute the 9 iron.
ReplyDeleteLeila, he can never have enough of our money.
ReplyDeleteI can't find any connection to the campaign, this seems to be a grassroots effort. Which makes slightly less creepy. But you should really look at the other video they have up. Obama being lifted above the world. http://www.yardsaleforobama.com/
ReplyDeleteThat is even creepier.
Yes, it is even creepier. And these people get to vote.
DeleteWorker- this has to be a joke!!!
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