Bye bye Big Birdie?

Only in your dreams. Via Twitchy, the stuff nightmares are made of:

And he can't even move into his parents' basement, because he never had any! Perhaps he'll have to join the growing ranks of the disabled. Everybody's doing it. Maybe he can room with this guy, also on the government dole.

Oh, wait. Sesame Street is rolling in dough. Cutting government funding to Big Bird and company wouldn't come close to putting them out of business. That's just another falsehood liberals use to scare people into voting for them.

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